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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
Seizan
 
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Reply Wed 31 Aug, 2016 01:52 pm
My dad's old favorite:

He's got a couple of screws loose...
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Seizan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Sep, 2016 10:27 pm
If all the village idiots in the world got together and made their own village, he would be their village idiot..."
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2016 12:27 am
@Seizan,
Ha - just a few years late Wink
http://able2know.org/topic/120076-5#post-5222679

Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2016 01:46 am
@hingehead,
Wow -- THAT one really got around...
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2016 02:19 am
@Seizan,
I'm pretty sure i first heard it on Blackadder which would make it close to 30 years old.
Seizan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Sep, 2016 02:33 am
@hingehead,
Actually, more than that, I think. I thought it came from an old movie starring Bob Hope and Bing Cosby...? One of the "On the Road..." movies?

My dad used to say something very similar: "In a village of idiots, he'd BE the village idiot." He got his best lines from Bob Hope movies.

But he also said some other things that certainly didn't come from Bob Hope, that I really can't repeat here...

;-)
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Seizan
 
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Reply Sun 18 Sep, 2016 04:47 am
He's so dumb his dogs teaches him tricks.
Some drank deeply from the Fountain of Knowledge. He just gargled and spit.
If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless.
He's the kind of guy who's plant a dogwood tree and expect a littler of puppies.
He stares at fruit juice cans because the label says "concentrate".
He has a Teflon brain - nothing sticks.
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Hey, he's nobody's fool...! But then, maybe someone will adopt him.
He's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
He thinks a polygon is a dead parrot.
If a thought ever crossed his mind, it must have been a long and lonely journey.
Hardly a thought ever went through his mind that his mouth couldn't use.

Itskushofficial
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 08:55 pm
@DrewDad,
Wtf!!...brutal
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Mon 7 Nov, 2016 09:04 pm
@Seizan,
I drank from the Fountain of Youth, and added ten years.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2016 07:01 pm
He has quite a brain, actually -- it holds his ears apart.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2016 07:03 pm
From a Clint Eastwood movie:

"You're a legend in your own mind."
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Krumple
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2016 08:15 pm
@DrewDad,
22. You are like this thread.
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2016 10:41 pm
"You probably think 1001 is prime."
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Seizan
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2016 06:37 am
He thinks prime numbers are called prime because they're "best quality"...

He thinks "Doris Day" is a national holiday.
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Seizan
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2017 10:44 pm
If he had a brain, he wouldn't know where to put it.
Oh, he's smart, he just has a blown fuse or two.

"He ain't got the brains God gave a goose, and God knows God didn't give a goose much brains!" ~~ Roy Blount

Lights are on but nobody's home...
He thought an Ignoramus was related to the hippopotamus until he discovered it was the dinosaur cousin of the iguana. Boy, did HE feel dumb...

;-)
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