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1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid."

 
 
DrewDad
 
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 10:55 am
1. You're proof that Artificial Intelligence is preferable to Natural Stupidity.
 
DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:00 am
2. With your head so far up your ass, it's no wonder you're full of ****.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:16 am
'Bout as smart as a lug nut.

Dumber than a box of rocks.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:17 am
You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:34 am
Do you still think iambic pentamater is an olympic event?
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:37 am
Good morning, Mr. President.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:44 am
8. He's kind of like an Irish Setter. Big, handsome, and noble looking, but not a lot upstairs.
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roger
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 11:48 am
9. She is an intelligent blond. Golden Retreivers are also good with children.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 12:58 pm
10. Gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than a normal ignoramus
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mysteryman
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:00 pm
11. Almost as sharp as a bowling ball.
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Rockhead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:09 pm
If brains were dynamite, you would be hard pressed to blow your nose...
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:14 pm
Slower than a turtle in molasses.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:24 pm
numbnuts
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ebrown p
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:38 pm
One neuron short of a synapse.
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wandeljw
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 01:46 pm
"2 toys short of a Happy Meal."
-quoting my eight year-old daughter
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 04:58 pm
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 05:00 pm
raised the IQ of an entire state by leaving it
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 05:00 pm
That boy's elevator don't go to the top floor.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 05:01 pm
20. If he had a braincell, he'd be dangerous.
21. If he had another braincell, it'd die of loneliness.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jul, 2008 05:02 pm
Are you sure your name isn't H20_Man?
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