A good start?

I shall not miss his brand of bigotry.

I bet there are three devils poking him with their red-hot tridents as we speak. I bet that son of a bitch is jumping like a cat on a hot tin roof.

"Today we lost a Senator whose stature in Congress had few equals. Senator Jesse Helms was a leading voice and courageous champion for the many causes he believed in," McConnell said in a statement.

McConnell ranks right behind Norm Coleman as the most pathetic member of Congress.

I take that back. Put Mitch in the number one slot.