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Women like the penis?

 
 
Chumly
 
Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:43 am
I know women might want the penis and need the penis, but I'm not so sure that women like the penis!

Well what about it girls......do you actually like the penis: the way it looks, the way it acts, the way it presents itself?

Or is the penis more a means to an end for you?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:45 am
Re: Women like the penis?
Chumly wrote:
Well what about it girls......do you actually like the penis: the way it looks, the way it acts, the way it presents itself?


Is your penis a goddamned English butler or something?
Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:46 am
More of a Spanish dancer I'd say......
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:49 am
sorry.
I think penis' ... penii.. those hangy things..

are ugly.

doesnt mean I dont like them.. I just dont see them as attractive..

but then.. I dont see womens hoo-hah all that attractive either..
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Chumly
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:51 am
Ah Ha!

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8577/spanishdancercostumewo5.jpg
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:54 am
shewolfnm wrote:
sorry.
I think penis' ... penii.. those hangy things..

are ugly.

doesnt mean I dont like them.. I just dont see them as attractive..

but then.. I dont see womens hoo-hah all that attractive either..


The plural is "penises."
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:56 am
Re: Women like the penis?
Gargamel wrote:
Chumly wrote:
Well what about it girls......do you actually like the penis: the way it looks, the way it acts, the way it presents itself?


Is your penis a goddamned English butler or something?


Now damn it Gragamel. I'm off to read with the first graders this morning and this is the image I have to carry in my head this morning.

Don't do this on Fridays.

I'm serious.

I wish the penis would get my frikken tea already.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 08:59 am
My penis made breakfast this morning..




Rolling Eyes ppbbthhh tea indeed
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:01 am
Jeeves' bowtie is making me itch at the moment.
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quinn1
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:01 am
I wish my penis made breakfast for me this morning.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:02 am
Gargamel wrote:
Jeeves' bowtie is making me itch at the moment.


well it isnt supposed to be stuck to your ass hairs Confused
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:07 am
shewolfnm wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
Jeeves' bowtie is making me itch at the moment.


well it isnt supposed to be stuck to your ass hairs Confused


No, no, no. I'm wearing a bowtie on my penis.

Those things on my asshairs are actually extensions. That's right, I have an asshair weave. Sue me.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:09 am
i like them, yes i do, i don't find them ugly one bit. oh well,you asked.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:10 am
yay.

me too

In fact I have dreadlocks on my crotch!


you should come over and we can swing and play george of the jungle
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:11 am
Shocked
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:22 am
http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_65717.jpg


See. he liked it


look at that perfect dread... huh??

what can be more fun then that
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:25 am
Re: Women like the penis?
Chumly wrote:
I know women might want the penis and need the penis, but I’m not so sure that women like the penis!

Well what about it girls......do you actually like the penis: the way it looks, the way it acts, the way it presents itself?

Or is the penis more a means to an end for you?


They're kind of like drains.....butt ugly, but life would dwindle without them.

I did meet a very attractive one...once.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:28 am
Re: Women like the penis?
dlowan wrote:

They're kind of like drains.....butt ugly, but life would dwindle without them.


not really..



ever hear of a turkey baster?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:31 am
Re: Women like the penis?
shewolfnm wrote:
dlowan wrote:

They're kind of like drains.....butt ugly, but life would dwindle without them.


not really..



ever hear of a turkey baster?



Apparently they are too big for the job.




Thing is, I find penii, in and of themselves, aesthetically speaking, rather 'orrid.


But...the fella attached to them can make up for it. And thay have their uses. :wink:

I'm just not a turkey baster kind of wabbit.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 May, 2008 09:39 am
Ahhh yes....


the skin around the penis is ideal .. I mean that IS the man..

and no one really has to concentrate on how the peni look any-who..
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