I like pigs.

<snort>

whoever said that pigs are clean had no idea what they were talking about.

Draw A Pig Personality Inventory

DON'T CHEAT!!

On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!
Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until you are done!
It won't be fun if you look first.

















YOU'RE CHEATING! DRAW THE ##@%&@# PIG!!!














The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:
* Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
* Toward the middle, you are a realist.
* Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
* Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
* Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
* Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
* Facing rear. Hmmm, when did you last visit a psychologist??
* With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
* With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
* With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
* With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
* The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
* The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love life!!!! (And again more is better! Doesn't it go without saying?)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?

Shit that was DEAD on.

Rainy Day Blues by Sheryl Cole

One Saturday we decided on an afternoon tea
For Brandi and Kandi and Dolly and Me
The ladies were all prim in party dress and curl
While Dolly . . . well, She's just srot of an "outdoors" kind of girl.

I brewed the hot tea and Brandi, she poured it.
Kandi kept wiggling and Dolly just snorted.
Before Brandi had managed to fill up each cup
Dolly had eaten the cookies all up.
I got down more cookies and passed them around
Dolly jumped up and knocked the table right down.

It soon was apparent it was ultimate folly
To have invited this ill mannered heathenish Dolly.
So now me, Brandi and Kandi, we've got to decide
Do we keep her or shall we send Dolly outside?
It's not so much fun with this rude sort of guest.
So it was me, Brandi, Kandi and none of the rest.



Dolly was a Vietnamese potbelly pig.

I have some pigs that hang around the swamp and one in particular, who goes by the name of Roscoe, enjoys playing games while meandering through the sludge. I'll be sitting in my lawn chair at the edge of the swamp, nursing a beer, watching the animals, and Roscoe always tries to get my attention by swimming toward me and pretending he is something else.

Sometimes he tries to impress me with his hippopotamus impersonation, other times he pretends he's an alligator by putting himself a bit lower in the water, where only his eyes and ears are showing and swims toward me quickly, expecting me to gasp in horror and fall out of my chair as I scramble to escape, but I just take another sip on my beer and say, "Knock that alligator shit off, Roscoe, and go play with the other pigs."

He swims off and usually there is almost a human-like expression etched on his face, sometimes anger, sometimes rejection, other times sorrow.

Today he swam towards me pretending to be an enormous python. He just undulated through the water getting closer and closer, and I chuckled because it was a pretty damned good impersonation of a snake.

I took a sip of my beer and gave Roscoe the thumbs up.

He smiled.

I drew bacon.

"Wild Boar"

It an homonym-oxymoron!

I am a fully acredited BUSHPIG.

In fact there is a bushpigs reunion this weekend.

The bushpigs are my college football team.

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We're just a bunch of bushpigs
Bush pis are we,
Were just a bunch of bush pigs
as happy as can be
Did we win?
We s*it it in!!!!!!
Snake in the long grass
ROOT ROOT

Which one is you?

why is that man masturbating with his hand several feet from his penis?

They looks like gay boys from where i sit . . .

The little boy licking the pig's nose (aackk!!!) looks just like Dys when he was that age.

left of photo. That was a very long time ago.