Getting Old is Hard

“Hey Uncle Howard, let me borrow some of your Preparation-H®. I just used my last tube of generic StriVectin-SD® and I hear that hemorrhoid cream works wonders on wrinkles,” says Jennifer.

Since he’s on Medicare Part D, Uncle Howard has a tendency to play stingy with his meds, even if they are over-the-counter. Before sharing his goods, he demands, “Why in the world would you use a hemorrhoid cream on your face?”

Uncle R”, quips Jennifer, “I watched a video on YouTube and this up-and-coming star from Wichita named Tama-Ra swears that Preparation-H saved her eyes from looking like they had vomited raisins the day before she auditioned for American Idol.”

I just realized that woman is wearing my exact outfit on some recent photos shown on a2k. Well, I wasn't having coffee at the time of the photo, otherwise, too damned close.