OMG, shewolf! We all know she got that from you, so don't even try to blame Ian!
I had a red Ford Escort, brand new.
I had Kylie.
We got totalled.
I got a blue mini van, brand new.
I had Seth.
He road his bike too close, without the rubber cover on the handlebar AAALLL the way down the passenger side.
I got a green Ford Fusion, brand new.
Seth went to move it to make room in the driveway and backed the side door into Bears vehicle.
I give up.
BTW, I won't be sharing this with anyone contemplating children. I think it's important for some lessons to be learned all on their own.
Which one of you did she learn that from, shewolf?
ehhhh....they won't hear you. I didn't remember anything about the bad until I was right smack in the middle of it.
the same way about marriage...blinders on - in luuuuv
Why Parents Drink
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a Helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now truly alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
"ME!"
Hey, this kid is a budding young Dick Cheney!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSPvQ2Kb484
