Ack! Dial up would be way worse! I can't even seek other work for extra cash until this is resolved. I don't feel comfortable leaving the house.
I called back (4th time today). My paperwork had to be sent back to Fairy Godmother because it was missing some info (!?). They probably won't get it back today. The secretary to the superintendent is emailing me information for the two days of orientation on Wed and Thurs of this week. Don't worry, she says, go to this, they'll be expecting you. We'll call you in to meet the super when we get the paperwork back.
Another meanwhile story. I am getting healthcare warnings from the school district and the healthcare insurers. "Action must be taken!" No kidding.