It's good to know that classical music does not need to resort to gimmicks and stereotypes in the marketing of its products, as evidenced by this recording of works by Bellini, Donizetti, Rossini, and Verdi:
The insert of Tool's Anema has a picture of a guy blowing himself with onlookers sitting on the couch, and the cd print is the back of the guy blowing himself. Good times!