Gargamel wrote:So, this thread has caused me to wonder: how long is it acceptable to gaze at a man's genitals in the YMCA locker room before people, like, freak out and think you're gay or something?
The time is inversely proportional to the amount you drool.
How long a hug is acceptable depends on the event.
You're at a Super Bowl game with your friend, supporting your local team. They win, you can hug for a quick second.
Your friend is upset over losing a girl, you slap him in the head, shove a bottle of beer in his mouth, using his teeth as a beer opener, tell him to stop bitching and get ready to go do shots off a stripper's ass.
