No Italian Restaurant in Dubai

The problem is not just pasta. I once watched a couple of Muslim women in full gear trying to eat ice cream cones. They would lift up the face veil, take a lick and then drop the veil back. The ice cream was melting faster than they could eat it. By the way, this happened in Manhattan.

You say Dubai, and I say Hello. Hello, hello, I don't know you say Dubai I say hello.

Oy, Green Witch, ice cream would be pretty hard to eat, yes, I can see that.

I wonder if they'd go to hell, if they lift the veil long enough to finish
their meal.

For every burka wearing wife, her husband should be forced to wear
a helmet with a grill up front.

You altered the Beatle song in honor of Heather Mills, who will be able
to live in Dubai now?

Did you note on the youtube site that a few people were saying it wasn't real, but in fact a sketch from a pommy sketch show called Three Non-Blondes.

Yes, hingehead, that's why it is in the "Humor" section and not in "International News"

Duh. Me dumb.

No, you're not! Just a tad gullible