I may vomit.
As lng as u clean ^ d mess.
I use text messages on a daily basis in school, just basically to communicate with the other kids, ask them what they're wearing tomorrow, who is going to prom, that sort of thing. I generally text the messages in a very hip type of lingo and I am very popular in texting circles. As a matter of fact, as I am typing this with one hand I am also texting Bill Birdidnik with my other hand. I am asking him if he is taking Cindy to the prom and if he plans on wearing his blue bib overalls, because, if he does, then I will go with my green bib overalls, which, by the way, have just returned from the laundry.
Joe n8tN says
datz OVER 20
like above C level.
mo like like way way 30 yah?
ey Joe n8tN, u btr stop letN Gus hng arnd n yr thread or d QL kdz wl reject u.
Xcpt 4 Joe n8tN u gys r so C20!
Text that - you nutter!
YWIMC c@ lady, lingo2word sez:
Ppppbbbbbffffttttthhh! = Ppppbbbbbffffttttthhh!
rokin or w@?
we are so...
see two oh?
c20 S d century B4 d 1 w'r curNtly n k9 ldy
itz all abt yrs.
Y r U still stuk?
. teachN old K9s nu trix aint ez.
Now all u peeps get w/da prgm.
I get on average, between 100 and 200 texts a day. That's pretty crazy. Some I answer, some I ignore.
I think there should be a way of "shocking" someone that sends more than a dozen texts to your phone in one day. You know, a cattle prod kinda shock. Only it's built right into the phone and when they reach their limit......zaaaaaaaaap!
Imma find me an engineer to invent that.
f Lincoln txted d Gettysburg adr
4 scor n 7 yrs ago r dads brawt 4th on dis cn10nt a nu n8tN, conceivd n Liberty, n dedic8d 2 d proposal dat ll men r cr8d eql.
f Martin Luther King had txted 'I av a Dream'
And so evn thO we face d dificultys of 2day n 2moz, I stil av a dream. itz a dream deeply rooted n d American dream. I av a dream that1 dy dis n8tN wl rise ^ n liv ot d tru meanN of its creed: 'We hld deez truths 2B self-evident, dat ll men r cr8d eql.'
f Winston Churchill had txted:
We shll go on 2 d Nd, we shll fyt n France, we shll fyt on d seas n oceans, we shll fyt W growin confiDnce n growin str n d air, we shll Dfend r isle, WE d cost may B, we shll fyt on d beaches, we shll fyt on d l&N grounds, we shll fyt n d fields n n d streets, we shll fyt n d hills; we shll nvr surrender