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THE ENIGMAS OF OZTRALIA

 
 
View Profile Setanta
 
Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:19 pm
Ya'll are really weird. You raise more questions than you answer.

Where is Old South Wales?

If there was once a Van Demon's Land, was there a Van Angel's Land, too?

Where is Zoology Bay?

Did a stylish woman in western Australia a century ago carry a purth and a parathol?

So many questions . . .
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View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:22 pm
Re: THE ENIGMAS OF OZTRALIA
Setanta wrote:
Ya'll are really weird. You raise more questions than you answer.

Where is Old South Wales?

If there was once a Van Demon's Land, was there a Van Angel's Land, too?

Where is Zoology Bay?

Did a stylish woman in western Australia a century ago carry a purth and a parathol?

So many questions . . .



1. In Wales...(to the south, I believe.)


2. No. Unless Los Angeles counts for anything, or Anglia.


3. By the sea.


4. No. We carry handbags and brollies.
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:24 pm
Smart-assed wabbit . . .

What precisely does a Kanga rue?
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:29 pm
Setanta wrote:
Smart-assed wabbit . . .

What precisely does a Kanga rue?



Would YOU wanna have dumb little forearms, and have to hop wherever you go?
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:31 pm
Hey, i'm askin' the questions, yer 'posed to give the answers, not ask more questions.

What did Didgery do that upsets people so?
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 04:42 pm
How do balla rats differ from other types of rodent?
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View Profile margo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 05:51 pm
Balla rats are much neater than Ratzenhofers...

and they can dance - pirouettes on their toes.....

other than that, scarcely any difference.....

......EXCEPT...........
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 06:04 pm
So, actually, they're ballet rats, huh?
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 06:19 pm
Setanta wrote:
So, actually, they're ballet rats, huh?


Yeak, kinda - but very low key! They don't like to draw attention to themselves, so they don't call themselves ballet...

Nothing at all like Ararats... Rolling Eyes
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 07:09 pm
There must be an anomaly in there somewhere.

So, was Matilda, like, some kind of street walker?
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Reply Wed 27 Feb, 2008 09:02 pm
Setanta wrote:
There must be an anomaly in there somewhere.

So, was Matilda, like, some kind of street walker?



No.
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:30 am
bluey!
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:38 am
Matilda was a dancer.
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:42 am
Crikey, Setanta!

You think we're weird!

We are amazingly normal, actually! Very Happy

At least we do not have this (A2K) obsessional thing about softening water, though much of our water is probably quite hard, by northern American standards. I don't get this one at all. What's a bit of hard water in the whole scheme of things? It's probably good for you!
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:47 am
Hey let's go to the Canada forum and hang shit on the canad......Oh!... they dont have a forum of there own.

How (tee hee) sad. <smirk>
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:54 am
Don't knock Canada, dp!
One of the more civilized places on the planet, I've always thought.
But have I been wrong in this? Why are you are sowing seeds of doubt? You have reasons?
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 02:59 am
no Olga, no reason.

Just giving a little back thats all.
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 03:01 am
Setanta's not a real Canuck. He's transplanted; relocated; run away from home!
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 03:04 am
margo wrote:
Setanta's not a real Canuck. He's transplanted; relocated; run away from home!


That'll explain it then.
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Reply Fri 29 Feb, 2008 03:05 am
dadpad wrote:
no Olga, no reason.

Just giving a little back thats all.


Yeah, I figured that, dp.

But really, I reckon they're all a wee bit envious of us folk in Oz! Wunnerful little country this, you've gotta admit! Very Happy

But Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Gotta keep this to ourselves or even more of them will want to move here! Shocked
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