jennym wrote:Ugh, granted...I don't even need to ruin that one, you've done it for yourself.
I wish I had the patience to meditate.
Granted but you have to meditate in the middle of the night for 3 hours.
I wish I could swim like a fish.
Granted but you'll become a Dorothy Dix.
I wish somebody would show me Chicago.
Granted, I'll send you a picture straight away.
I wish I was a natural redhead.
jennym wrote:Granted, I'll send you a picture straight away.
I wish I was a natural redhead.
Granted but you need to wait until you don't have any hair.
I wish I could fly.
Granted but you'll still have your 'blonde moments'.
I wish I could see the stars in Hollywood.
Whoops...you guys double posted, but I'll gladly corrupt both of your wishes.
Mr. Nice: Granted, but only in places where the temperature never rises above freezing.
Dutchy: Granted, but only crazy child stars from 70's sitcoms.
I wish I had a more exotic name.
Granted but je ne sais quoi doesn't sound very attractive.
I wish I could tell a good joke.
Granted but you need to have a friend like Mr Bean.
I wish this world were peaceful.
Granted but the UFO's attack and you can't do anything beacause of your peace.
I wish I could kill all the terrorists.
Granted, but your father and mother are terrorists.
I wish I were far away..
Granted, but you are going to Iraq!
I wish that I were younger.
Granted but you get younger so much that you become 2 year old and don't grow.
I wish Einstein becomes alive.
granted, but he returns with below average intelligence.
I wish I had a new job.
Granted but you will be working permanent nightshift.
I wish I couyld travel overseas.
A wish is just a dream you wish would come true.
Granted but you get stuck in the middle of sea.
I wish I could become a popular cricket player!
Granted but you'll be the 12th man and drink carrier forever.
I wish I was a good fisherman.
granted, but the ocean has been fished out.
I wish I would win a big lottery.
Granted but nothing is left on earth to buy.
I wish my wishful thinking becomes less wishful...
granted your wishes become demands and nobody likes you anymore.
I wish for a self cleaning houe.
