corrupt a wish....

Granted but you won't have any money left to travel back.

I wish I could meet a wonderful dancing partner.

granted but the only dance she knows is the Hokey Pokey.

I wish Jazzie was ten years younger.

Granted but she'll pruduce litter after litter and your house will be full of Dallies.

I wish I could afford a new computer with all the whistles and bells.

granted but all that will work on it are the bells and whistles.

I wish they would grade my horribly muddy and bumpy road today.

Granted but your car will break down and you won't be able to use it.

I wish my foot will heal soon.

Granted, then you'd have two heels, on one foot.

I wish to alter the process.