When I was young I had a set of Lincoln logs, I used them to build log cabin maple syrup containers. They always leaked. I hate Lincoln. Don't get me started on Reagan and 20 mule team borax.
"See that President Reagan? He's 78 and he's got his finger on the button. My grandfather's 78 and we won't even let him use the remote control for the telly." - Billy Connolly