Oh dear, hardly back in the saddle again, is it, poor old bear?
Here's a question for you cat people... is it okay to scoop the poop and flush it down the toilet? someone told me it was okay so I did but I don't think my toilet cared much for it. In addition, this cat puts down a turd as big as another cat, not to be too delicate.
Last night I fell asleep on the couch and I had just read an article linking urinary tract infections being passed from pets to owners. while I'm sleeping this little **** walks up to my face and sneezed, covering my chin and mouth with cat spit and snot. I must be slowing down because in older times the cat would be dead for waking me up like that. Instead I came off the couch like a shot, washed my face with anit bacterial soap ands brushed my teeth REALLY thoroughly. then I went to bed. Puss meowed at the bedroom door to come in, but I told him to go f**k himself.