What is a humane way to kill a cat?

Stop being selfish and have the vet do it.

You're addressing a post that's almost 5 years old. It's highly likely that cat is no longer amongst the living. Pay attention to the small details.

no time for details when you're posting over 60 times in two days

That's nowhere near my record!

You ride horses?

You take a cat which is capable of running away as you said, into the most beautiful wilderness you can find and you leave it there.. This means the cat experiences living alone properly in absolute choice of where to finally lay and die, not only that, goes to the calmest, rightest spiritual place for an animal.

Or you may have always petted it, then you plug in the carbon monoxide exhaust from a generator in a box on your knee, say your goodbyes and let an OD of sedatives take the pain of slowly leaving.
Then you bury her/him shallow, quite shallow and put a few rocks on to keep the animals off and allow that same return to wilderness.

Or finally you let nature take its course and maybe you will be there right at the end, maybe not. Sedatives are good.

In a sane world however, death would be naturally sedated. Final resting place would preferably be the ocean, it is volatile with energy and spirit, particularly the pacific.

You could invite the chakras into your teepee and develop a cat like accord with your spirit animal though... that might be quite the hunt, even according to medical science.

I don't believe the cat ever existed. It is a non cat. It had no mortal coil to shuffle off. No feet to be nailed to the perch by. It pines for no fjords. It has no consciousness from which to pass into sleep. It is non dead because it existed only in the fevered imagination of a disreputable capybara farming, slow loris loving trickster known here as Gus but by different names in every culture.

Many a cat does exist, as does many a shotgun wielding ponderer of death.

I had a friend once, an alsation with no name...
I very burly man of a man, blew a hole in it, since ticks are shame.
I had no name to call out, to reason no return.
Nor did I have access to a vet, a lotion or its urn.
He told me straight one day after, It really must be done.
Though I only went so far myself, on wild birds, with my own gun.

I think the Navajo for Gus is Coyote.

I think this think alsoly.

Great catterel!

I'd like slam your sick ass against a wall you ******* coward. Come see me on SE Rockwood street in Milwaukie Oregon 97222 and ill share my specific skillset with you. Sick ******* piece of human ****..

Oh calm down, I don't think he was being serious.

Too much of that kind of treatment happens to the defenseless for me to take those comments lightly.

Me too but I know that if he were serious other members of this forum would have jumped on his butt in a heartbeat.

This thread was a joke and it's five years old and I know Kicky loves cats cause he owns one...so relax

Are you sure it's not the cat who owns Kicky?

Ya some people here likes to butt rape people as they do to effeminate prisoners in prisons. Don't drop the soap.

Something tells me that’s something you don’t have to worry about. Most don’t find flabby asses attractive.

Oh we getting intimate. How would you know that if you haven't spent a night with me honey boo?