The "Round Earth Theory" is a Hoax.

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The Earth is flat, and those who would have you believe otherwise are evildoers who want to steal your guns, take your cars out of your gargages, and besmirch the name of Tom Cruise, an honorable level XXXII Scientologist. The Round Earth Theory is a conspiracy that benefits the liberal media, or some shit. Set sail on the Pacific Ocean, and if you are lucky enough to elude the fire-breathing sea monsters, you will fall off the edge of the planet. I know this is so because I say it is.

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And that's why I'll never go on a cruise.

Especially a Tom Cruise.

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The round earth theory only supports the vacation frenzy.

Apparently, if they circle one continent, people think they 'circled the world' and are willing to pay for it.. coming back saying they have proof of the world being round.
Since the cruise ship was tipped to the left the entire time, that means they were making a large left hand turn and you can ONLY do that on a round surface. Rolling Eyes

Someone needs to teach them how to use a gun. Anti Americans . Sheesh.

The world is flat. And we know that.
How?

Well, if the world was ROUND, Australians would fall off

DUH.

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shewolfnm wrote:

The round earth theory only supports the vacation frenzy.

Apparently, if they circle one continent, people think they 'circled the world' and are willing to pay for it.. coming back saying they have proof of the world being round.
Since the cruise ship was tipped to the left the entire time, that means they were making a large left hand turn and you can ONLY do that on a round surface. Someone needs to teach them how to use a gun. Anti Americans . Sheesh.

The world is flat. And we know that.
How?

Well, if the world was ROUND, Australians would fall off

DUH.

Exactly.

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Not so, shewolf. When that ship ends up where it started, that's proof enough to me that they went in a circle and the world is round. Australia? How do you even know it exists? Sure, you can probably dig up a link to their chamber of commerce, or something, which only proves anyone can set up a web page.

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Because people I know drove here to texas from Australia.

I know it has to exist.....

I think?

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No, Australia doesn't exist.

I travelled the world and never seen it...

I sometimes dreamed that it exists and wabbits live there.

But it's only in my fantasies...

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PROOF!

http://www.durangobill.com/CreationismPics/CreationismKansasFlat.gif

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http://trmm.gsfc.nasa.gov/trmm_rain/Events/australia.no.annotation.gif

You are right. I am wrong.

The outline is where it SHOULD be, but it is colored blue.
That means there is only water there. No land mass.

Sheesh... how could I have fallen for that Aussie stuff.
I better go bathe in oil to make sure I dont lose any more smarts and that I dont fall for any other patchouli driven ideas

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"Australia." Good one!

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to walk through my wardrobe to Narnia.

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and i say : THE EARTH IS NOT ROUND !!!

scientific american :

Strange but True - April 12, 2007

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Strange but True: Earth Is Not Round
It may seem round when viewed from space, but our planet is actually a bumpy spheroid

there , i told you ! Laughing

hbg

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hamburger wrote:

and i say : THE EARTH IS NOT ROUND !!!

scientific american :

Strange but True - April 12, 2007

Quote:
Strange but True: Earth Is Not Round
It may seem round when viewed from space, but our planet is actually a bumpy spheroid

there , i told you !
hbg

Bumpy Spheroid does an afternoon show at the Golden Tassel Lounge.

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george wrote :

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Bumpy Spheroid does an afternoon show at the Golden Tassel Lounge.

note to george :

pls take pix - need to count bumbs for scientific evaluation !

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I got a bumpy spheroid for you!

ZONG!

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The edges of the Earth have to be ringed by land masses, otherwise all the water would pour off.

I live in Kansas. If you don't believe there is an end of the Earth, come here.

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gargamel wrote :

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I got a bumpy spheroid for you!

ZONG!

collected for scientific evaluation - thanks much !
hbg

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all of you people are ignorant and obviously uneducated. If you belive the earth is round why is it that whenever there is a solar eclipse of the moon the earths shadow appears round

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@worldisroundyoufools,

Moon?

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@roger,

http://indiequill.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/mooning.jpg

The "Round Earth Theory" is a Hoax.

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