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@OnTheFritz,

Electrician who wired up the hall for a performance by the touring local Wurzles tribute band

@vonny,

Firefighter who put out the fire in the hall caused by a spark at a faulty connection in the wiring job. Thankfully no one was injured because the fireman, who never went anywhere without his pocket extinguisher, was in the audience enjoying the show when the fire started. The band even finished their show by plugging their amps into another outlet.

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@OnTheFritz,

Gaucho on medical leave due to severe saddle sores who stood in the back of the hall when all Hell broke out.

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@glitterbag,

Handler who followed horse that fell in love with gaucho and followed him into the show. He was trampled by the horse after it panicked when all Hell broke out. Handler was treated for hand wounds and returned to catch the end of show.

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@OnTheFritz,

Ice cream vendor who is romantically inclined towards the handler who followed the horse that fell in love with gaucho and followed him into the show. He was trampled by the horse after it panicked when all Hell broke out. Handler was treated for hand wounds and returned to catch the end of show and was given free ice cream.

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@Sturgis,

Justice of the peace, or its equivalent in England, who married the ice cream vendor and the handler the next day. The horse tried to horn in with the gaucho aboard and make it a double ceremony but the justice would have none of it so they just rode off into the sunset.

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@OnTheFritz,

Kettledrum band leader who works sporadic gigs at the Zydeco bar and social club.

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@glitterbag,

Laundryman at the Zydeco bar and social club who could tell you stories that would make your skin crawl about the things he's found while going thru the dirty linens.

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@OnTheFritz,

Mirror installer at the Zydeco bar and social club who could show you things that would make your skin crawl.

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@vonny,

Night watchman at the Zydeco bar and social club who polices the area around the bungalows out back and has been known to look the other way for a few minutes for a few bucks.

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@OnTheFritz,

Ophthalmologist who examines the yes of a night watchman at the Zydeco bar and social club who polices the area around the bungalows out back and has been known to look the other way for a few minutes for a few bucks.

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@vonny,

Paleontoligist who struggles with her discoveries because of a staunch Catholic upbringing telling her that the world is only a few thousand years old.

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@Builder,

Querulous headmaster who condemns the paleontoligist who struggles with her discoveries because of a staunch Catholic upbringing telling her that the world is only a few thousand years old.

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@vonny,

I don't want to be a buzz kill, but the Catholic Church knows that the earth is older than 2 thousand years old. Even staunch Catholics believe in the Old Testament which goes back at least 5 and half thousand years. The Church is not afraid of science, neither is the Postestant Reformation religions such as Lutherans and the Church of England.

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@vonny,

Religious leaders who smack everybody's knuckles for believing the earth is only 2 thousand years old. Sheesh

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@glitterbag,

Sermon writers who write sermons for religious leaders who smack everybody's knuckles for believing the earth is only 2 thousand years old. Sheesh

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@vonny,

Testy fundamentalists who teach man and dinosaurs lived together, but can't explain why the huge animals wound up in tar pits and then Adam and Eve were tossed out of the Garden and founded Christianity!

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@glitterbag,

Unctuous sycophants outlining history as they see it. :-)
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