dagmaraka wrote:oh, shame on you amigo for leading us on. i have already packed my boxing gloves and two pairs of clean underwear for the trip. all that rush for nothing.
Leave the gloves behind baby. All you need to bring is your passion for love and adventure.
And your checkbook for my mom.
if she needs scrap paper, my checkbook is all hers. not good for much else i'm afeared.
oh, you just wanted to hear me sling cultural stereotypes.
You guys can get Mary Kay cheap on craigslist.
Thanks Amigo, but, I'm a Loreal girl.
I guess I can admit now that Mary Kay seems to give me zits.
I'm addicted to a company called DHC and Olay's Regenererist.
MAN..I was fallin' out two pages ago!!! ROTFLMAO
Shew.........Glad that wasn't the case...
Somewhere around the house, I've got a book called Bag Balm and Duct Tape, or maybe it's the other way around. Good stuff, but I need a major reason to have the greezy stuff (petroleum jelly) on my hide.
Ha! That's what I use, dys! (Me and Shania Twain.)
Bag balm is great to use right before you put on work gloves. It also works as a quick fix for dry feet in winter. Just soak your feet in warm, soapy water, gently massage rough areas with a pumice stone and then rub in some bag balm and wear cotton socks over night. Next morning you will have feet like a fairy princess.
Montana wrote:Thanks Amigo, but, I'm a Loreal girl.
I heard Loreal gives you cancer.
Give ol' Amigo a call i'll fix you up babe.
BAG BALM!!! This is Bull$hit man!
Mary Kay man Mary Kay thats the stuff.
We sell BagBalm too except it's in pink plastic and it cost 100$.
I'll mail it to you in a month.
dagmaraka wrote:if she needs scrap paper, my checkbook is all hers. not good for much else i'm afeared.
No problemo babe. I just got the full course on the nude full bady lotion rub down. I'm running a special this month.
Babes from Slovania FREE!!!
Amigo wrote:BAG BALM!!! This is Bull$hit man!
Bullsh*t does not work as well as bag balm and the cows know the difference.
You mean, people still use that stuff on cows? Makes sense, in a way.
Don't fall for man.
Dys is a Bag balm rep.
He's moving in on my Mary Kay gig!!!
HE'S HAWK'EN SNAKE OIL I TELL YA!!!!
roger wrote:You mean, people still use that stuff on cows? Makes sense, in a way.
It's good stuff Roger - for man or beast.
I love bag balm, I gotta can of it myself! Works great on dry elbows....
Amigo wrote:Montana wrote:Thanks Amigo, but, I'm a Loreal girl.
I heard Loreal gives you cancer.
Give ol' Amigo a call i'll fix you up babe.
I don't believe you. You already lied and it'll take some work to earn back my trust, babe ;-)
