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Reply Sun 18 Nov, 2007 09:17 pm
(what a tongue breaker, nimh Very Happy)

Louisiana's top secret main ingredient for gumbo is hemp.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 05:31 am
Man-eating lion hunted by wily women

{PS Thanks for the deb' ball thing} Embarrassed
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Post: # 2,949,188
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 09:00 am
(Mein Gott Jespah, I didn’t know you read all this stuff! Please accept my deepest sympathies)


News blackout imposed over OZ threats to boycott thread - Spokesperson Dutchy said, “I just want time alone with my loved one”….Mismi was not available to comment
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Post: # 2,949,225
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 09:23 am
(Laughing you two)

Oklahoma governor declares mandatory English pronounciation classes for
all its residents.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 09:58 am
President's library burns down - three books were still uncolored says spokesman.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 10:26 am
Queues form outside the French embassy in Washington to offer condolences at their loss!
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Post: # 2,949,399
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 11:26 am
Road rage in preschool in Alabama - state is looking into possible prohibition of tricycles.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 01:00 pm
Stormy scenes as Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm is called a pimp.
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Post: # 2,950,105
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 05:50 pm
Tryagain's avatar seen in mystical vision in IHOP pancakes; thousands of the faithful gather
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Post: # 2,950,165
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 06:38 pm
Utah, the Mormon state labels Starbucks as a sinful temptation and urges
its people to withstand Starbucks polygamy offer: buy 5 for the price of 2!
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 06:45 pm
Voices were raised over the alleged unfair distribution of Christmas gifts on the A2K shopping channel
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 06:54 pm
"Water under the Bridge", said a2k president jespah in anticipation of Hanukkah presents.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:00 pm
Xerox copies of the long awaited Gustavratzenhofer autobiography rushed to the A2K store to meet unprecedented demand
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:00 pm
X Rays reveal that Gus' gastrointestinal problems are due to the overindulgent partying in the swamp.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:02 pm
Yes, Gustavratzenhofer was on the mind of more than one A2K member as evidenced by the 8:00 pm double post with reference to himself, in person.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:10 pm
Zoo keepers napped Gustav Ratzenhofer again for stealing food at the
Orangutan compound.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:12 pm
Alarm raised by Yeti sighting - denied by local resident Mr. Gustavratzenhofer - who said it was just a trick of the light on his beard
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:15 pm
Beautiful women everywhere are keeping an eye out for the recently immortalized Mr. Gustavratzenhofer with the hope of checking out his capybara.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:19 pm
Chavez granted asylum in Spain. Juan Carlos caught buying muzzle.
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Reply Mon 19 Nov, 2007 07:21 pm
Concern raised at the sighting of a yard-long bean out at the old Gustavratzenhofer shack - Biological teams to investigate
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