Mystery surrounded the exact circumstances of the case against JW Wandle when he appeared in court in downtown Chicago charged with wearing a hideous Halloween mask causing the local populist mild palpitations.
However, thanks to a hitherto unknown professional witness who was referred to as; ‘do Try harder’ when the recidivist feigned amnesia over a point that could have cleared the defendant.
Although, justice appeared thwarted; it soon recovered when a compliance official from A2K HQ proved conclusively – That was no mask!
Case dismissed…
No need for me to wear a mask (it's my natural appearance). No need for Tryagain to feign amnesia (I believe he ate paint chips as a youngster).
Oho, I can see the throwing around of testosterone in here. Now boys,
behave, shake hands, say you're sorry and make up again.
Please Jane hold me tight; I feel as if the cast of SesameStreet is about to beat up on me.
I know what people are saying..…That this is a tar baby attempt to generate publicity (pretty much like Dannii Minogue revealing how she was forced to pose nude for Playboy to pay off her crippling debts, in exchange for $150.000.) And that was back in 1995.
Heck it took me several minutes to go back through my collection to check out and authenticate the story!
But after requesting the CSI team to examine if ‘JW Wandle’ was in any way associated with our very own any much loved ‘wandeljw’ they reported no such link could be established.
They reasoned that the guy with the ‘le’ at the end was French, and the ’el’ character was Mexican – you can’t argue with science.
Now make him recant the wicked allegation that, “I ate paint chips as a youngster”…
Dagnabbit, what with the depression on an all; we were so poor we couldn’t afford wood chips or even cow chips…..(They were the ones that had baked hard in the sun you could play Frisbee with) as opposed to the wet ones which were ‘cow pats’ – need I say more?
Oh, tighter Jane…
In foreign news: The New New England Patriots head into the bye week with a 5-2 record following a 35-7 win over Tampa Bay last Sunday in the Patriots' first appearance in the NFL's International Series of regular-season games at……
Wait for it….
Wembley Stadium in London England!!!
I don’t mind taking a few hours off to watch a game – but give the away game fans a break will ya!
Que? All I understood was to hold you tighter - so come on over here
to the casting couch, will you!
Rarely mistaken, wandeljw admits his error in believing JW Wandle was actually himself.
Showing vulnerability and admitting of any wrong doing isn't that hard, is it?
Of course, Tryagain is still pressing for a paternity suit once his beloved Babaloo
is having the baby. He did acknowledge # 4 and # 6 to be his though.
Tell me again Jane; is it true that Ricky Ricardo indeed did yell ‘Babaloooooo’ in I Love Lucy?
But what you gringos aren´t aware of is that, amid all that mambo, he was invoking and welcoming the presence of…..Wait just a minute here -
“Showing vulnerability and admitting of any wrong doing isn't that hard, is it?”
Well! I’m vulnerable and will admit whatever – look how hard is that! Now where is that casting couch?
In local news: The search for the real Wandel continues – Fears grow…
Undoubtedly the "real Wandel" exceeds his fearsome reputation.
Verbalists all, or at least bull shit artists, abound.
"Well, if you can't beat them, then join them!" is one of my favorite proverbs.
X-actly, CJane. Many of us are attempting to emulate Tryagain, the A2K role model for BS artists.
Yikes! I had no idea that y’all knew I was a BS artist. I guess I must have been guilty of hiding my light under a bushel; although in truth that is not one of my favorite proverbs.
I prefer something more subtle such as: If I said you had a nice rack, would you hold it against me?
Anyways; back to By-Sexual which you know is a Japanese Visual Kei band formed in April, 1988, in Osaka. In February, 1990, we released our debut single "Try - So Bad Boy!" I thank all who bought a copy (Thanks mom, I think you bought both of them).
Jane don’t limit yourself; you can join – and beat me!
In foreign news: WHY SAFE SEX CAN BE DANGEROUS –
A man in Chicago passed out after accidently putting a condom over his head whilst fixing his cap!
C.I. a spokesperson for the suppliers could not stop laughing long enough to give a quote.
Hunt for JW centers on Mercy Hospital & Medical Center 2525 South Michigan Avenue.
Zone 9 is the code name for JW's secret, heavily quarantined suite at the medical center.
Aha, what's code blue then? The go-ahead to beat up Tryagain?
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