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A woman from East Sussex who bought an emu egg sold as a novelty food item on a farm on the Isle of Wight has managed to hatch a chick from it.
Gillian Stone, from Bexhill, who breeds chickens, brought home three large green emu eggs from a holiday and put them in an incubator in her kitchen.
Two turned out to be infertile, but after 52 days little Osborne hatched.
He needed to be hand fed at first, but at nine days old he is now thriving and Ms Stone is hoping to get him a mate.
"We decided to risk putting the eggs in the incubator and, after a little bit of help Osborne arrived," she said.
"He was destined to be an omelette [but] now he's an emu."
I'm shattered after reading tryagain's latest post, has he suffered a breakdown? "I may have been eggxaggerating somewhat; but I am praying for forgiveness…"
Must’ve been an eggstreme case of cracking up brought on by listening to John and “Yolk”O singing Watching The Wheels...
“Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion
Well I tell them theres no problem, only solutions
Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I’ve lost my mind
I tell them theres no hurry
Im just sitting here doing time”
In a nut”shell”, TRYagain is advised to listen to more rock and possibly consider the UK ances'try “Queen” singing 'I Want To Break Free', to prevent further cries for forgiveness.
Eggsemplary worldwide correspondents, eggasperated by this turn of events, suggested alternative musical therapy for TRYagain.
CJ... “This b’eggars belief. I advise “Shel’by Lynne”
Jes(er her) advised r’eggae as a laid
back option for relaxation.
British Correspondent reported to be practicing her arp’egg’ios with the Aristorc'rats!
MisMismi, perplexed, said “I am suffering from mistryst. I will sing the Wheels On The Bus and whistle whilst I work”.
Special Agent Wandel (er him) asked all the chicks - “What is this devil’try? Will you desist in egging him on............We must make an eggsample of him................Sheeeeeeeesh”
Cosmic BEAgle flew by looking for a l'eggy bird who was ready to lay. The emu was nowhere to be found!
Question: Just what is TRYagain hatching now!