mis en place
Breaking News that as Fruit Loop T.R.Yagain was shunned by Calamity J’athena " he diverted his veg’attention to old mate Asparagustavratzenhofer
Both boys attended the Swampsville Academy in the class of Liliospida " or Loopy-sods as it was commonly known to those in the know!
Try’a’sparrow-grass headed out to the coast with his box of French red wine where he found Asparagustavtatzenhofer secretly cultivating asparagus in the depths of the saline swamp.
Having consumed vast quantities of the vino with his long lost mate,
correspondent Try’a’sparrow-grass sent news to JesHampStar regarding the medicinal and fascinating facts of Asparagus.
Strangely - Asparagus has been used from very early times as a vegetable and medicine, owing to its delicate flavour and diuretic properties. Asparagus is low in calories, contains no fat or cholesterol, and is very low in sodium. The effect of eating asparagus on the eater's urine has long been observed.
French Novelist Valentin Louis Georges Eugène Marcel Proust claimed that asparagus "...transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume.” Certain compounds in asparagus are metabolized giving urine a distinctive smell due to various sulfur-containing degradation products. Thus, it is now believed that most people produce the odorous compounds after eating asparagus, but only about 22% of the population have the autosomal genes required to smell them.
When Special Agent Wandel got a sniff of this story he quickly followed up the latest “leak” from T.R.Yagain after visiting CJ in Stockton, California's Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta region where a festival was being held to celebrate asparagus. Then onto the city of Hart, Michigan, where he is to covertly join in with the parade and joined by the asparagus queen, Mismasparaga.
Special Agent Wandel to send “sample” to Professor F. P’ina’pot in Paris to track down the elusive T.R.Yagain after stating “I smell a rat TRYagain " Ur’ine a wee bit of trouble now”
British correspondent to seek out Victorian Chamber Pot and enlist the help of scent specialist Flavour Queen.
TRYagain grabbed his book “À la recherche du temps perdu” and headed to Mexico where he is to later correspond on “Jal’a’Pes’NO”s!
Well I never did!
‘Tis all wiki true!