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Reply Sun 7 Sep, 2008 05:17 pm
Xavier McDaniel found that funny.
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Post: # 3,393,819
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 09:48 am
You could not make this up; after the Freddie Mac and Fanny May announcement…

“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced. The arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance."

- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 B.C.
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Post: # 3,394,046
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 12:34 pm
Zoroastrians worship Mazda.

What's the name for the worshipers of Toyota?
Post: # 3,394,105
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Reply Mon 8 Sep, 2008 01:23 pm
As the Islamic holy month Ramadan came to a close Muslims gathered to celebrate the Eid holiday. In Bridgeview, about 10,000 Muslims attended the Mosque Foundation's popular Eid prayer and festivities, which included face-painting and moon bounces for children and a marketplace to buy holiday gifts.

This was the first year the event was held at Toyota Park, Bridgeview’s outdoor sports arena and home stadium of the Chicago Fire Soccer Club.
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Reply Tue 9 Sep, 2008 07:26 pm
BENIGN BENT

B1 & B2 bananas shaft website

Broadway Broadsheet
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Post: # 3,396,902
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Reply Wed 10 Sep, 2008 03:36 pm
Contrary to recent reports; a pig without lipstick is still a Haul bag.
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Post: # 3,399,295
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 09:47 am
Due to appalling circulation figures; this title is up for sale…

Best offers in writing please, (Directors of Lehman Brothers excluded from the bidding process) closing date September 14th.
Post: # 3,399,488
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 12:04 pm
Everyone must be waiting until you give it away for free, Tryagain.
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Post: # 3,399,614
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 01:06 pm
Fears that Wandel may be skating on thin ice were alleviated somewhat by the purchase of a new floatable Zamboni – We apologize for our early edition using the word ‘Zucchini’
Post: # 3,399,865
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 03:59 pm
Good Gracious Me...16th Birthday Boy sitting opposite Brit Mom. HUGE news.
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 04:04 pm
Hugging Izzie, indeed a wonderful headline, and a great end to the day.
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Post: # 3,400,052
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 06:49 pm
Izzie, our lovely reporter, is enjoying a special day with a special young fellow
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Post: # 3,400,062
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Reply Fri 12 Sep, 2008 06:54 pm
JW (special agent Wandel) wishes Izzie and Son a special celebration.
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2008 03:56 am
Kids Up and Off - Football Match Thisavo. SO SO COCO! Huge HUGE SMILES Very Happy
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2008 10:39 am
Little interest shown by Rupert Murdoch to acquire Breaking News Title – Better luck may follow as the latest movie blockbuster from the T.R.Yagain stables: ‘Calamity Jane rides again’ staring Martha Jane Cannary-Burke is about to hit the top shelves of the back room of your local DVD store
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2008 11:35 am
Myohmy, the reputation one gets here makes one think of the lost honor and Boell. Avatars need to be changed again.
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Post: # 3,401,496
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2008 06:01 am
No sightings reported of the missing Boell and lost honor – so Try offered her honor. She honored his offer and all night long he was on her and off her!

Deadline ultimatum draws ever closer!
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Post: # 3,402,532
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 08:03 am
Overnight it was; predictable and inevitable, just two of the words used to describe the bankruptcy (as predicted) of Lehman Brothers and Yagain Enterprises –

‘Bite my ass’… the last words spoken by T.R.Yagain as he leapt from his office window in advance of his creditors –

Luckily the ground broke the fall from his ground floor office!

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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 08:10 am
Preventive Measures Taken: T.R. Yagain at "Medical Facility" for Observation
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Reply Mon 15 Sep, 2008 08:25 am
Quite a lot of rain has fallen in Chicago over the last few days and local residents have been quick to market their lakeside properties –

Mystery still surrounds a heavily bandaged man admitted to hospital tagged ‘John Doe’ !
 

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