Calamity Jane arrested for inciting fighting.
Spendius Arrested For Violating Alphabetical Order
Total memory blank, claims spendi.
Understandable given Friday evening hour at spendi's home
variable weather pattern drives me inside to check on a2k survival .
Where is Gustav headed???
x-tremely concerned about spendi's memory lapses, happens to frequently lately!
Yelling at the lamp post, spendius once again has misplaced his glasses.
Zwingli claims everybody tosspots.
a very difficult situation just developed at the NEW a2k - our reporter is on the scene , please stay tuned !
GRIN !
Baffling conundrum over the identity of Calamity-Jane’s new avatar may have been solved by T.R.Yagain’s labs using sophisticated photo enhancement techniques the smart money is on; Emmanuelle Beart! - A2K Fan Club oversubscribed!
Calamity Jane is noticing the Mr. McGoo glasses on reporter T.R.Again
and realizing that his eyesight must be quite distorted.
Differences of opinion emerged in the term "20/20 vision." Does the numerator refer to the distance in feet from which a person can reliably distinguish a pair of objects?
If the denominator is the distance from which a person with standard VA (Vision Ability) would be able to distinguish them; i.e. the distance at which their separation angle is 1 arc minute.
Twenty feet is essentially infinity from an optical perspective (the difference in optical power required to focus at 20 feet versus infinity is only 0.164 diopters). For that reason, 20/20 vision can be considered nominal performance for human distance vision.
A spokesperson for Mr T.R.Yagain - Blind Pew says to unravel the mystery the situation calls for a more hands on approach!
N.B. Our foreign editions will run: The metric equivalent is 6/6 vision where the distance is 6 meters. Blame Napoleon Bonaparte whydon’tya.
Excellent summary of vision thing but I can't see it without my glasses.
frantically looking for glasses to read jespah's post
Glasses found on top of head. Sanity still missing.
Having found sanity, finally, the world is in a quandary about what to do with it.
Incendiary Device Not Ruled Out In Foxfyre – Animal Debate Rages! Cubs fell to the Phillies, 5-3
Just When You Thought It Could Not Get Any Weirder… Some people are trying to sell dozens of items on eBay that are supposedly connected to astronaut Lisa Nowak, including a diaper – A2K ads guaranteed diaper free and meet all current hygiene legislation!
Knowing that Lisa Nowak was not herself when she drove those 1000 + miles
to Florida to accidentally ambush her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend, that diaper might not bring enough money to pay for all the court and lawyer cost.
