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WHY I BECAME A PEIGAN

 
 
View Profile Setanta
 
Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 02:55 pm
Peigans get to wear cool costumes, and you don't have to be no priest to dress up. You can set up your own church, and declare sex orgies, gluttony and sloth to be the virtues which will gain salvation for the true believers.

But one important point we can learn from the christians--all the faithful have to shell out cold, hard cash to support the church--otherwise, it ain't worth yer time.
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View Profile Chai
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 02:57 pm
Those aren't cool costumes, those are hippy duds.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:01 pm
So...you're more of a Payagain?



Garn...you just want to eat the not so burnt offerings.
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View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:05 pm
I'm into burning meat . . .

You bring the pot roast and i'll intercede with the gods for ya . . .
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View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:16 pm
Setanta wrote:
I'm into burning meat . . .

You bring the pot roast and i'll intercede with the gods for ya . . .



Sure....I'll go get it now...but please....don't throw me into the briar patch....anything but the briar patch, Br'er God.......
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View Profile djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:20 pm
so, you're what now, a pelican Confused
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View Profile Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:20 pm
Peigan, i'm a peigan . . . pay attention.

Wabbit, hold this tarbaby for me while i set the table . . .
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View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:23 pm
Setanta wrote:
Peigan, i'm a peigan . . . pay attention.

Wabbit, hold this tarbaby for me while i set the table . . .



Trammel your godship's tarbaby with my miserable paws? Why, that would be to pollute it, your godship.


Nay, I must eschew such hubris, after all, I am but a poor humble Wabbit.


Give it to the strange midget above thee.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:25 pm
This explains many things. I had heard that the local Peigan's were hosting a pig roast so I went. I think I mistyped something though because everyone kept telling me that the pigeons were all at Boston Common.

Got ribs?
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:26 pm
fishin wrote:
This explains many things. I had heard that the local Peigan's were hosting a pig roast so I went. I think I mistyped something though because everyone kept telling me that the pigeons were all at Boston Common.

Got ribs?



More than you, you old Adam.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:31 pm
Chai wrote:
Those aren't cool costumes, those are hippy duds.


Thank you, Chai!

I would like to echo the sentiment of another grateful poster who flattered you by saying: The frankness with which you replied this makes me realise that not everyone goes around spouting wrong information.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:32 pm
dlowan wrote:


More than you, you old Adam.


I have no ribs at all. I slathered 'em BBQ sauce, grilled 'em and et them yesterday while watching football games. *birp* Embarrassed
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 03:33 pm
Fishin! How is Penny? Gimme gimme gimme!
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View Profile dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 04:21 pm
fishin wrote:
dlowan wrote:


More than you, you old Adam.


I have no ribs at all. I slathered 'em BBQ sauce, grilled 'em and et them yesterday while watching football games. *birp* Embarrassed



I'm guessing that's it for your career in horticulture and nomenclature?
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View Profile dadpad
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 04:22 pm
No taxes on church properties either.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 04:42 pm
I became a penguin because I liked the clothes they wear, so very formal.
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View Profile ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 05:24 pm
I've always thought I was a bit of a tart, but if the fella wants me to be a pieman with him, I guess I could.
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 05:24 pm
peigens get to wear pretty embroidered shoes !

http://www.civilization.ca/tresors/ethno/elem/img/et0198a.jpg

"Apatohsi Piikunii, North Peigan"

can't wait for set to put his little footsies into those shoes Laughing
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 08:19 pm
You poor chile. When you were just a baby pigeon, did they call you names like squab?
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Reply Mon 1 Oct, 2007 08:24 pm
Rats! I didn't see fishin's post.
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