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[+1] - dagmaraka - 09/15/2007:lol: OK, I would like to be able to say this one to my boss (must check if he speaks latin first though): I WILL FRIKKIN SMASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU CALL ME ON A SUNDAY AGAIN! (I hope to...
[+1] - littlek - 09/15/2007Simple, tell him to "linge bacillum glycyrrhizae meum" (if you can pronounce all that!)
[+1] - dagmaraka - 09/15/2007lick my what? licorice stick? i will tell him that, at least i will feel better. How about: Use your blinker, dimwit!
[+1] - littlek - 09/15/2007Great! Let's see.... blinker, blinker.... um.... How about, "That car is so ugly, you'd have to put a pork chop on the backseat to get the dog to ride in it!" In Latin: "Iste...
[+1] - DrewDad - 09/15/2007"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."
[+1] - dagmaraka - 09/15/2007THE HAPPY GOAT!!! I believe she was quite large in size. How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?
[+1] - littlek - 09/15/2007[quote="DrewDad"]"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."[/quote] Well, I'm not sure, but I can tell you how to say I get to worship whomever I like,...
[+1] - littlek - 09/15/2007[quote="dagmaraka"] How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?[/quote] Latin: "Non possis distinguere tuum podicem a Puticulis"
[+1] - DrewDad - 09/15/2007How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"
[+1] - littlek - 09/16/2007[quote="DrewDad"]How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"[/quote] This is as close as I can get, "Nunc novi quid Manipupa sentiat." or "Now I know...

OK, I would like to be able to say this one to my boss (must check if he speaks latin first though):

I WILL FRIKKIN SMASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU CALL ME ON A SUNDAY AGAIN!

(I hope to improve my muttering skills)

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Simple, tell him to "linge bacillum glycyrrhizae meum" (if you can pronounce all that!)

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lick my what? licorice stick? i will tell him that, at least i will feel better.

How about:

Use your blinker, dimwit!

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Great!

Let's see.... blinker, blinker.... um.... How about, "That car is so ugly, you'd have to put a pork chop on the backseat to get the dog to ride in it!" In Latin: "Iste currus tam turpis est ut necesse tibi sit ponere offam porcinam in sede postrema ut persuadeas cani ut vehatur eo!"

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"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."

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THE HAPPY GOAT!!! I believe she was quite large in size.

How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?

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DrewDad wrote:

"You are in danger of having fun. Remember the little goat."

Well, I'm not sure, but I can tell you how to say I get to worship whomever I like, including Happy Goat."

Latin: "Licet mihi venerari pro deo quemlibet, etiam Felice Caper."

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dagmaraka wrote:

How do you say: "You don't know your ass from a catacomb"?

Latin: "Non possis distinguere tuum podicem a Puticulis"

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How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"

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DrewDad wrote:

How about, "please remove the stick from your rectum?"

This is as close as I can get, "Nunc novi quid Manipupa sentiat." or "Now I know how a muppet feels."

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I need:

"You fail at life"

and maybe...

"A pillow will muffle the screams" Smile

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When you get a chance:

Every time you change a report, God kills a kitten.

Thanks.

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