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Chipmunks ends in meaninglessness

 
 
View Profile DrewDad
 
Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 12:33 pm
Just sayin'.
 
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 12:41 pm
You sure?
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 12:55 pm
Colin Leslie Dean says that since all chipmunks die they eventually end in meaninglessness. Thus all things end in meaninglessness. You cannot prove otherwise.

This thread will end in meaninglessness.

What is meaninglessness?

Meaninglessness ends in meaninglessness.

How many s's are in meaninglessness?

I think I see God.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 12:56 pm
Wow. That's deeeeeeeep!
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:08 pm
Route 1 ends in Florida.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:14 pm
As does 95.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:22 pm
Route 66 ends so many places it actually never ends at all.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:24 pm
Beethoven's 9th ends in D-Major.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:26 pm
They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar but to really catch a lot of flies use a dead squirrel.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 01:27 pm
Beethoven's 9th ends with him blowing out the candles.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 03:59 pm
We don't HAVE chipmunks.


Does this mean we are doomed to meaningfulness?
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:15 pm
We could substitude rabbits.

Rabbits ends in meaninglessness.


Works for me; and it may be especially true in your case.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:22 pm
DrewDad wrote:
We could substitude rabbits.

Rabbits ends in meaninglessness.


Works for me; and it may be especially true in your case.



You're only cruel to me because you are not cute and fluffy.


And because you can't spell.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:24 pm
Is that a bald crack?

Cheap shot, I avow.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:24 pm
But cuteness and fluffiness end in meaninglessness too, don't they? Or maybe they end in dead squirrels somewhere around Route 1... I'm all confused now.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:41 pm
WOOOW, all the colorrrs, so cooool.
HEEY I Cant Breathe!!!
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:44 pm
Chipmunks end in Cousin Eddie, if we don't keep a close eye on him.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 04:57 pm
DrewDad wrote:
Is that a bald crack?

Cheap shot, I avow.



Of course it wasn't a bald crack.


I have never, previously, been apprised of your state of hirsuteness, or lack thereof.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 05:28 pm
EKSTRA KRISPY CHIPMUNK. That ends in a pile o bones and some left over corn bread.
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Reply Thu 30 Aug, 2007 06:03 pm
What's all this talk about bald cracks?!?

Bald cracks end in meaninglessness.
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