A New A2K Policy

cigar and port Gus?

have a seat fellas... ribs are on the grill... and anal queens volume 6 is about to start in the viewing room.

This sure is nice and peaceful.

We're getting down to the business end of the football season here.

Buckley is making another comeback

Oops. Sorry. Forgot something at the house. Gotta water the plants. Or clean out the catbox....

Don't worry I have nothing to say about politics or sport.

sorry drew dad... if you're into the classics we could switch... have you seen "On golden blonde"?

"anal queens" sounds like gay porn to me.

not at all sweetheart...there's no gay content at all....these are adventurous and ground breaking women.... and occasionally wind breaking if you get my meaning.....

and now if you could please move along.... I think Slappy just arrived with the midgets....

Do you men hear a funny noise? Kinda squeaky and high pitched.

oh that's just bi-polar bear. He does sound very camp doesn't he?

:wink:

They prefer to be called "little people."

Which is cute. However, I still refer to them as "stumpy little f**kers with neanderthal-like foreheads."

I had a dream the other night Slap... you and I were at Thee Doll House
and two midgets came out to our table and started giving us lap dances.
They had the John Deere Logo tattooed on their lower backs and start cords wrapped around their necks. As they climbed onto our laps we pulled the cords and they began rotating on our units in a wonderful circular motion.

But that's not the weird thing. the weird thing is that the dj was playing "You Spin Me Round".....

What does it mean?

We can discuss this while the girls aren't around guys.... but wait 'til the commercials... don't want to interrupt the game...

BBB
Don't worry, ladies, I've sneaked my male dog, Madison, into the man cave group. Maddy is very good at understanding man-talk, and will report their conversations to me every day.

BBB

hey bear! Maddy wants to know when the bitches will be here

Re: BBB


sucks to be maddy... our korean friends just showed up....

Maddy reports
Maddy just reported that the guys booed Bi-Polar Bear's singing during their Karaoke tryouts. They accused him of singing so flat it hurt their ears (Maddy's too). The Bear got in a snit and stomped out.

BBB

the obvious flaw in your outright slanderous lie..... men don't do karaoke when they're hanging around...and btw... maddy is being dipped into some sort of marinade right now....

I can see that gustav went to charm school over the past weekend.



(failed of course, and has to repeat next weekend)