Help Needed on Marlboro Contest IX

What's a 'Marlboro contest'?

Hey Gus, nice place ya got here. Mind if I smoke? Uh...ya got an ashtray? Oh darn....don't worry about the carpet, I never really cared for these orange shag rugs anyway. Ya gotta beer? Don't get up Ill find one. Something seems kinda strange....like I've been here and done this before. You know like deja vu...........all over again!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick one or I will link them all < this thing btw reads "twisted" I wonder who it is referring to

Edit:

The contest is over.